July 2010
1 post
jeremy takes his first big step out of the closet
jeremykutner_: okay i'll come out now
June 2009
2 posts
you have to suck some balls out.
– - who else?
yes, jeremy. yes you do.
jeremyk:
Things I didn’t do since yesterday:
Change my clothes
Brush my teeth
Shower
Things I’ve done today to make up for it:
Stole a ThreadBanger shirt from work
Chewed Gum
Got a haircut
May 2009
1 post
todd: jeremy: your title is Creative Services Manager right?
nik: his title is "nerd herder"
jeremy: no, they changed it
jeremy: im website development lead
jeremy: which means nerd wrangler
March 2009
2 posts
I think sex is making my beard thicker.
– I’ll give you a hint. He has no shame. (via rockuboff)
Who wants bottomless brunch on Sunday?
jeremyk:
And no, I’m not talking about taking my pants off.
January 2009
5 posts
Jeremy: Who's that guy?
Marco: That's Scatman John.
Jeremy: Wait, which one?
Marc: The one who says, "I'm the Scatman."
What do you wanna eat? Ugh I wanna make out.
– Jeremy (via rockuboff)
Yea I said it. So what. We already know I’m shameless.
(via jeremyk)
December 2008
5 posts
BYE TODD, PAUL, NIC AND ALEX
jeremyk:
daisymay:
All my desk neighbors have gone to the ninth floor :(
Mwahaha. I’m on your floor, stealing your programmers.
November 2008
5 posts
Screw Ice Skating! Let’s go hunting!
– JK (quote includes link to Urban Daddy about pheasant hunting)
That’s impressive. I wish I had boobs. Imagine how many followers on Tumblr I’d...
– Jeremy (via voodoopuff)
I want to get hammered tonight. And then watch Madagascar.
I just pooped lolz.
– (via jeremyk)
I just pooped lolz.
– (via jeremyk)
October 2008
1 post
August 2008
9 posts
Cleve: Also, real weird story - after returning from NYC, Beth was hanging out with a friend of ours who saw your website on her cast and is now addicted to your bullshit. He is a gay man - sorry buddy.
Me: I've always had fans from both sides of the plate.
I need to change my ringtone for texts so it wakes me up when people text me in...
– Jeremy
July 2008
13 posts
jeremyk:
rockuboff:
reblog if you’re horny
done. I like this game.
The Dance of Shame (lessness…)
Post Marc G’s going away party at Whiskey River and Shake Shack, 7/23/08 NYC
In line for the apple store, on iPhone 3G day.
Survey Guy: Excuse me, would you partake in a quick survey, we'll give you a $10 starbucks card.
Jeremy: Hells Yeah!
#$!%#$&*@!
– Todd, after being slammed in the crotch FROM 5 FEET AWAY with a dodgeball, by the ever shameless Jeremy K.
Self.
Explanitory.
June 2008
11 posts
Alex : Are you drunk?
Jeremy : All the time.